Too much fun to pass up

[xochitl]

I ripped this off from batyatoon:


Please post a comment with a totally fictional, made-up, not at all true memory of about me. It can be anything you want -- happy, sad, surreal, mundane--just as long as it never actually happened.

I hope this one spreads--I'd love to drop fun things into other people's posts...

Comments

[jendaby.livejournal.com]

So I can only think of the time that we were riding the subway back from jury duty on that high-profile criminal case involving the drunken rhinocerous, when all of a sudden a mugger runs into the car and demands everyone's money. You had your practice sword with you because we did not expect the trial to run so long, so you clocked the guy over the head with it. He fell down and shattered into millions of pennies and dimes. We just managed to get off the train before the giant waiting crowd of people who collect change on the subway barged in to get the loot.
Wacky times, those.

[xochitl42.livejournal.com]

Hee! This reads like one of your more vivid dreams, actually...

[qadgop.livejournal.com]

I want my car back.

!!!!!!

[wangu.livejournal.com]

I remember that one larp where you got from behind the items table and brained Kzin with a chair, and then pink stuff came out his ears and Ree made a soup out of it.

It was so good!